10th Ave Pizza & Cafe
256 10th Avenue New York, NY 10001
Maybe they at least have a good grilled cheese.
Rating: 2/8
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11B Express
174 Avenue B New York, NY 10009
This is an alright slice!
Rating: 5/8
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177 Street Italian Café
1341 Saint Nicholas Avenue New York, NY 10033
Tommy's Pizza / 177 Street Italian Cafe / Ernesto Pizza / That's Amore Part II
Rating: Not Rated
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2 Bros
601 Avenue Of The Americas New York, NY 10011
Take me drunk I'm home.
Rating: 1/8
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2 Bros v. 99¢ Fresh PIZZA SHOWDOWN
569 9th Avenue New York, NY 10011
A battle for the position as the cream of the crop of the bottom of the barrel.
Rating: 5/8
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2 Bros. Pizza
32 Saint Marks Place New York, NY 10003
New best dollar slice!
Rating: Not Rated
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42nd St. Restaurant
647 West 42nd St New York, NY 10036
It's a tropical fantasy.
Rating: Not Rated
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5 Star Cheesesteak & Pizza
2039 1st Avenue New York, NY 10029
Like eating a sponge.
Rating: Not Rated
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99¢ Fresh Hot Pizza
459 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10017
I'm a few weeks too late to be famous.
Rating: Not Rated
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99¢ Fresh Pizza
201 East 34th St New York, NY 10016
Definitely the best dollar slice I've had so far.
Rating: Not Rated
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99¢ Fresh Pizza
368 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10014
Best dollar slice so far!
Rating: Not Rated
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99¢ Fresh Pizza
151 East 43rd St New York, NY 10017
A little more phony.
Rating: 2/8
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99¢ Fresh Pizza Villa Cafe
360 West 42nd St New York, NY 10036
A shitty slice for a shitty guy.
Rating: 3/8
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A Little Slice of Italy
1163 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10065
Just like I figured, they always was disfigured.
Rating: Not Rated
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A Slice of New York
727 8th Avenue New York, NY 10036
Pizza for people who hate life.
Rating: 2/8
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A-1 Pizza Shop
505 Grand St New York, NY 10002
The future is NOW!
Rating: 4/8
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Abitino Pizzeria
1592 1st Avenue New York, NY 10028
Everything in this place looks synthetic.
Rating: Not Rated
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Abitino's
936 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10022
A rumination on the importance of second chances.
Rating: Not Rated
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Abitino's
1435 Broadway New York, NY 10018
What made my dreams so hollow was standing at the depot with a steeple full of swallows that could never ring the bell.
Rating: 4/8
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Abitino's
733 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10016
Hopefully the is the last time I have to write this review.
Rating: 4/8
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Adriana Pizzeria
253 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10010
Dan says, 'Look how shiny the crust is... it's scary.'
Rating: 1/8
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Adriatic
321 1st Avenue New York, NY 10003
Alright!
Rating: 6.5/8
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Alberto's Pizza & Cheese Steak
9 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10011
I don't want to do this.
Rating: 2/8
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Amadeus Pizzeria
856 8th Avenue New York, NY 10019
Pizza should not be like this.
Rating: Not Rated
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Amadeus Pizzeria
408 8th Avenue New York, NY 10001
The auto-fill in blogger said this should say: Amadeus Pizzeria 'Pizza should not be like this'
Rating: 2.5
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Ambrosia
8 West 45th St New York, NY 10036
If this is Ambrosia, then there are no Gods.
Rating: 3
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Angelina Pizzabar
2728 Broadway New York, NY 10025
Forget what I said in the last post about most of the pizzerias this week being good.
Rating: Not Rated
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ApizzA
201 Avenue A New York, NY 10009
Maybe get a soda and watch tv here, but don't eat the food!
Rating: 2/8
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Artichoke
328 East 14th St New York, NY 10003
Here we go again.
Rating: Not Rated
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Artichoke
111 MacDougal New York, NY 10014
This is delicious but it is not meant for me.
Rating: 6
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Arturo's
1610 York Avenue New York, NY 10028
I am not feeling clever enough to make a headline today.
Rating: Not Rated
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Bagel Cafe Ray's Pizza
2 Saint Marks Place New York, NY 10003
This is the perfect food to soak up 40-120 ounces of Ballentine Ale.
Rating: 4.5
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Bambino's Pizza & Restaurant
126 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10016
wut?
Rating: 3.5
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Basement Pizza & Restaurant
1343 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10027
Rating: Not Rated
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Bella Luna Pizza
226 East 45th Street New York, NY 10017
I think this might be worse than the last one.
Rating: 1/8
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Bella Napoli
130 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10016
Wow, okay!
Rating: 6.5/8
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Bella Vita
211 West 43rd St New York, NY 10036
Rating: 3
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Bella Vita Pizzeria
158 West 58th St New York, NY 10019
It's a beautiful life, oh oh oh-oooh.
Rating: Not Rated
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Belmora Pizza
139 East 57th Street New York, NY 10022
Under new ownership?
Rating: Not Rated
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Ben's Pizzeria
123 MacDougal New York, NY 10014
The barrier between sex and danger.
Rating: 5
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Best on 1st
1038 1st Avenue New York, NY 10022
Weighty accusations were levelled.
Rating: Not Rated
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Big Nick's
70 West 71st St New York, NY 10023
Finally.
Rating: Not Rated
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Bite Me Best
700 East 9th St New York, NY 10009
What is going on with the name of this place?
Rating: 4.5
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Bleeker Street Pizza
69 7th Avenue New York, NY 10014
More like 'Blah-ker Street Poopza'
Rating: 4.5
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Blue Rose Deli
552 8th Avenue New York, NY 10018
That's a heavy slice of pizza.
Rating: 1/8
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Bravo Pizza
146 5th Avenue New York, NY 10011
My lucky day! I get to visit two Bravo Pizzas! Huzzah!
Rating: Not Rated
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Bravo Pizza
6 East 42nd St New York, NY 10017
It is now sunset over Jerusalem.
Rating: 4.5
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Bravo Pizza
1367 Broadway New York, NY 10018
Han shot first.
Rating: 4
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Bravo Pizza
115 East 14th St New York, NY 10003
The Final Nightmare.
Rating: 2/8
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Bravo Pizza
146 5th Avenue New York, NY 10011
These places just get worse and worse.
Rating: 1/8
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Bravo Pizza
64 7th Avenue New York, NY 10011
Looks like an open wound.
Rating: 1/8
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Brick Oven Pizza
402 West 44th New York, NY 10036
This is not a true and proper New York slice but fuck it, this shit rules.
Rating: 6
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Brick Oven Pizza 33
527 6th Avenue New York, NY 10011
It bears noting that this place did not seem to have a brick oven.
Rating: 5
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Broadway Pizza
4312 Broadway New York, NY 10033
Rating: Not Rated
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Broadway Pizza
1157 Broadway New York, NY 10001
So many major disappointments in this neighborhood.
Rating: 2.5
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Broadway Pizza & Restaurant
2709 Broadway New York, NY 10025
Like most things in life, this slice started out with promise but ultimately let me down.
Rating: Not Rated
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Broadway's Jerusalem 2
1375 Broadway New York, NY 10018
Expensive and depressing.
Rating: Not Rated
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Buk
55 West 55th Street New York, NY 10019
Do not read a book or handle documents after eating this pizza.
Rating: Not Rated
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Caesar's Palace Pizza
493 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10024
The noble Brutus hath told you that Caesar was ambitious.
Rating: Not Rated
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Cafe Amore
319 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10014
MORE LIKE CAFE AH-BORE-AYE, AMIRITE?!
Rating: 1.5/8
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Cafe Amore Pizza
104 East 14th St New York, NY 10003
Eat this if you are really hungry and hate yourself.
Rating: 2
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Cafe Amore's Restaurant
147 Chambers St New York, NY 10007
When the smell hits your nose and you think the dead rose that's Amore
Rating: 1.5/8
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Cafe Daniello
1072 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10022
Rating: Not Rated
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Cafe Metro
14 East 42nd St New York, NY 10017
People who eat here probably don't even enjoy masturbating.
Rating: 2
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Cafe Roma
854 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10025
In which I definitively decide whether or not I will continue to review Kosher pizza.
Rating: Not Rated
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Cafe Rustico II
25 West 35th St New York, NY 10001
What a shitstorm.
Rating: 4.5
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Cafe Viva Natural Pizza
2578 Broadway New York, NY 10025
I am full of so much righteous anger writing this right now!
Rating: Not Rated
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Caliente Pizzeria
862 10th Avenue New York, NY 10019
Chupa mi pizza.
Rating: Not Rated
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California Pizza Kitchen
151 East 60th Street New York, NY 10022
Finally a real pizzeria!
Rating: Not Rated
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Caruso's Pizza & Pasta
140 Fulton St New York, NY 10038
This might throw a wrench into my hypothesis that pizza was better in the 60s.
Rating: 4.5
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Carve
268 West 47th New York, NY 10036
The more I eat it the more disapointed I am.
Rating: 2
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Casabianca Pizza
503 West 57th New York, NY 10019
I would rather not ever eat another slice of pizza than eat this again.
Rating: Not Rated
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Cavallo's
324 7th Avenue New York, NY 10001
True American Spirit.
Rating: 3.5
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Charlie's Pizza
1501 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10033
Rating: Not Rated
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Che Bella Pizza
1215 Amsterdam New York, NY 10027
This place is what it would be like if Starbucks opened a pizzeria.
Rating: Not Rated
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Cheesy Pizza
2640 Broadway New York, NY 10025
This slice of pizza tastes like a mozzarella stick.
Rating: Not Rated
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Ciao Bella Napoli
1477 York Avenue New York, NY 10075
There is an oil painting of the owner with a halo hanging above the hallway to the bathrooms.
Rating: Not Rated
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Ciao Bella Napoli
257 7th Avenue New York, NY 10001
The best of this bunch.
Rating: 4
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Ciao Bella Pizzeria
125 Allen St New York, NY 10002
This place sucks!
Rating: 2
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City Pie
166 West 72nd St New York, NY 10023
Two bite slice.
Rating: Not Rated
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Claudio Pizzeria
598 10th Avenue New York, NY 10036
At least it's real pizza.
Rating: 5
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Columbus Gourmet Food
261 Columbus Avenue New York, NY 10023
Oh boy.
Rating: 1/8
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Como Pizza
4035 Broadway New York, NY 10032
I am not as precise as I thought.
Rating: Not Rated
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Crispy Pizza Cafe
114 7th Avenue New York, NY 10011
Slice Harvester is officially international.
Rating: 3
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Croissants?
1500 7th Avenue New York, NY 10036
It's not inedible.
Rating: 0.5/8
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DELI LOTTO 99¢ PIZZA Slice
803 8th Avenue New York, NY 10001
I have no idea what this place was actually called.
Rating: Not Rated
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Delizia Pizza
1374 1st Avenue New York, NY 10021
Get ready for a series of very lacklustre reviews.
Rating: Not Rated
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Delizia Pizza
1762 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10128
You're not gonna call your mom and say you met the slice of your dreams.
Rating: Not Rated
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Don Filippo
1133 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10075
When you're here, you're family.
Rating: Not Rated
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Don Pepe Pizza
2 Penn Plaza New York, NY 10121
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Rating: 6
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Dona Bella Pizza
154 Church St New York, NY 10007
HELLO!
Rating: 3
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Dreamer's Pizza
1850 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10029
And juuuust befooooore the dawn... I awaaaaake to fiiiiind you're gone...
Rating: Not Rated
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East Side Brick Oven Pizza
1159 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10065
Do you like comedy?
Rating: Not Rated
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East Village Pizza
145 1st Avenue New York, NY 10003
Maybe if you are a whiny yuppie with stupid facial hair this is the pizza place for you.
Rating: 3
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Empire Pizza
314 5th Avenue New York, NY 10016
COME WITH IT NOW!
Rating: 4.5
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Empire Pizza II
35 1st Avenue New York, NY 10003
We live in a city of many pizzerias. Just walk past this one.
Rating: 0.5/8
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Enzo's Pizza
50 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10003
This place is nothing special.
Rating: 3.5
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Ernesto Pizza
1315 Saint Nicholas Avenue New York, NY 10033
Tommy's Pizza / 177 Street Italian Cafe / Ernesto Pizza / That's Amore Part II
Rating: Not Rated
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EuroPan
1276 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10028
I have been deliberating about how to write this all week.
Rating: Not Rated
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Exclusive Pizza
810 West 181st St New York, NY 10033
Death to Exclusive Pizza, Long live the new flesh.
Rating: Not Rated
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F.O.R.
1710 Broadway New York, NY 10029
I'm not sure what compelled me to visit another one of these.
Rating: Not Rated
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Famiglia Pizza
4007 Broadway New York, NY 10032
I am pretty sure this is actually a chain.
Rating: Not Rated
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Famous Ben's Pizza of Soho
177 Spring St New York, NY 10012
This is good pizza, but you probably already know that.
Rating: 6.5/8
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Famous Joe's Pizza
7 Carmine St New York, NY 10014
You all know this place is good already.
Rating: 6.5/8
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Famous Original Ray's
460 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10024
The guy that owns those dogs Scott and Carrie Anne are looking at was a total dickhead.
Rating: Not Rated
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Famous Original Ray's
195 East Houston St New York, NY 10002
ENOUGH ALREADY!
Rating: 4
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Famous Ray Bono Pizza
1215 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10028
...And I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
Rating: Not Rated
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Famous Ray's
465 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10014
Not a Famous Original Ray's, nor the original Ray's, but perhaps the original Famous Ray's?
Rating: 3
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Fat Sal's
730 10th Avenue New York, NY 10019
This place doesn't make a goddamn lick of sense.
Rating: Not Rated
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Fat Sal's
510 9th Avenue New York, NY 10018
Fat Sal's with a vengeance.
Rating: 4
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Fat Sal's
1603 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10028
THIS IS A PIZZA TRAVESTY!
Rating: 1/8
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Fat Sal's Pizza
217 West 14th St New York, NY 10011
The Crackdown.
Rating: 4
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Figaro Pizza
1469 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10075
This slice sucked. I'll let Frank O'Hara handle it.
Rating: Not Rated
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Finest Pizza Deli
151 East 103rd St New York, NY 10029
I think the person who named this place might be a liar.
Rating: Not Rated
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Firehouse Pizza
230 East 29th St New York, NY 10016
I want to pretend this place is called fIREHOSE pizza and that everyone that works has to wear a flannel.
Rating: 0.5/8
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Fivo Pizza
804 West 187th New York, NY 10033
Ooooh, that looks gooood
Rating: Not Rated
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Francesco Pizza
186 Columbus Avenue New York, NY 10023
Like many of the men on the Upper West Side, this slice is boring and doughy.
Rating: Not Rated
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Francesco's Pizzeria & Pasta
140 West 4th St New York, NY 10014
If you're stuck in the middle say...
Rating: 4
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Frank & Tommy Pizza & Restaurant
205 Madison St New York, NY 10002
I am into it because I love hot dogs!
Rating: 6
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Frank's Express Pizza
127 East 23rd St New York, NY 10010
NO!
Rating: Not Rated
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Freddy & Pepe's
303 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10023
Rating: Not Rated
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Gaslight Pizzeria
400 West 14th New York, NY 10014
I'm a superstar in a superstar machine.
Rating: 2
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George's Pizza
726 West 181st St New York, NY 10033
Rating: Not Rated
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Gino's
345 East 83rd Street New York, NY 10028
What a fucking pleasure.
Rating: 7.5/8
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Gino's Pizza
81 Catherine St New York, NY 10038
One small bite for man, one great belch for mankind.
Rating: 2
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Giovanni's Pizza Restaurant
1011 Columbus Avenue New York, NY 10025
If you read the Daily News, you already know I like this place.
Rating: Not Rated
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Giuseppe's Pizza
341 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10016
Every day a small death.
Rating: 4
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Gotham Pizza
144 9th Avenue New York, NY 10011
No time for complaints, Robin.
Rating: 3.5
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Grandma's Pizza
2551 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10033
Rating: Not Rated
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Grandpa's Brick Oven Pizza
4973 Broadway New York, NY 10034
Two Thumbs Halfway Up
Rating: Not Rated
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Hakki Pizza
170 Rivington St New York, NY 10002
This guy is really demonstrating his style.
Rating: 4
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Hana's Pizza
1376 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10128
This may be the best Kosher pizza I've ever had.
Rating: Not Rated
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Heights Pizza
1624 Saint Nicholas Avenue New York, NY 10040
I am at a loss for words regarding how good this slice is
Rating: Not Rated
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Hell's Kitchen Pizza
691 10th Avenue New York, NY 10036
Conquering the worm.
Rating: Not Rated
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Hot & Crusty
400 East 14th St New York, NY 10009
I think this pizzeria is named after my friend DPG.
Rating: 4
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Hot Spot Pizza
211 8th Avenue New York, NY 10011
Fallin' in love... hatin' your boss... America.
Rating: 1.5/8
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Iggy's
173 1st Avenue New York, NY 10003
Here comes my chinese rug.
Rating: 7/8
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III L's Pizzeria
315 Broadway New York, NY 10007
I keep trying to think of three words that start with L and glibly summarize my experience with this place but I am having NO LUCK!
Rating: 3
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Il Fornaio Pizza
1505 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10029
This is the worst part of my job.
Rating: Not Rated
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Il Forno
343 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10003
Fa schifo.
Rating: 3
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Italia Mia
1674 Broadway New York, NY 10019
This is what my dreams look like.
Rating: Not Rated
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Italian Village
1526 1st Avenue New York, NY 10075
This place has the same name as the pizzeria I went to as a little kid.
Rating: Not Rated
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J's Pizza
98 7th Avenue New York, NY 10011
Oh, whatever.
Rating: 2
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Jianetto's
East 47th Street Between Park and Madison New York, NY 10022
What do you expect from a pizza truck?
Rating: Not Rated
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JNS Pizza
2032 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10035
And now that our lips have met, I'm in love again.
Rating: Not Rated
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John's of Bleeker Street
278 Bleeker St New York, NY 10014
NO SLICES.
Rating: 7/8
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Johnny's Pizza and Pasta
261 1st Avenue New York, NY 10003
So forgettable, I forgot I ate here.
Rating: 1.5/8
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Jumbo Pizza
964 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10025
Possibly decent things come in weird packages. Or something.
Rating: Not Rated
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Justino's Pizzeria
881 10th Avenue New York, NY 10019
These people are appropriately aggressive about how good their pizza is.
Rating: Not Rated
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K! Pizzacone
325 5th Avenue New York, NY 10016
Shame the original pizza in a cup guy went out of business.
Rating: Not Rated
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King's Pizza of Harlem
110 West 145th St New York, NY 10039
So close, and yet so far.
Rating: Not Rated
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Koronet Pizza
2848 Broadway New York, NY 10025
You probably already know everything I'm about to write here.
Rating: Not Rated
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Krunch Pizza Bar
980 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10022
Food for Vinn Diesels.
Rating: Not Rated
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La Beleca
200 West 40th Street New York, NY 10018
Please put down your haaaaaands. 'Cause I see yoooouuuu.
Rating: 6
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La Bella Stella
460 West 34th St New York, NY 10001
Something blah blah whatever
Rating: 5.5
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La Belleza Pizza
145 East 49th St New York, NY 10022
A pizza vortex.
Rating: Not Rated
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La Crosta
436 East 72nd Street New York, NY 10021
'Gourmet Pizza' huh?
Rating: Not Rated
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La Mia Pizza
1488 1st Avenue New York, NY 10075
I want to hang out in here for hours.
Rating: Not Rated
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La Palma Restaurant & Pizzeria
1502 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10031
It's like how you don't go to a tattoo shop that sells bongs.
Rating: Not Rated
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La Pizzeria
442 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10016
La Pizzeria es muy mal.
Rating: 2.5
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La Traviata Pizza
101 West 68th St New York, NY 10023
I want to like it, but I can't.
Rating: Not Rated
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Lazzara's
221 West 38th St New York, NY 10018
I am the resurrection and the slice.
Rating: Not Rated
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Lebrini's Pizzeria
31 Avenue C New York, NY 10009
Rating: 4
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Libretto's Pizzeria
546 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10016
Rating: 2.5
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Little Italy Pizza
11 Park Pl New York, NY 10007
I think this is the first place called Little Italy to serve a good slice!
Rating: 6
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Little Italy Pizza
333 5th Avenue New York, NY 10016
Some sacrifices must be made.
Rating: 4.5
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Little Italy Pizza
401 7th Avenue New York, NY 10001
Pizza for Burning Persons
Rating: 4.5
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Little Italy Pizza & Deli
183 Varick New York, NY 10014
There but for the grace of God, go I.
Rating: 3.5
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Little Luzzo's
119 East 96th St New York, NY 10029
This slice confuses and frightens me, but it is DELICIOUS.
Rating: Not Rated
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Little Vincent's Pizza
1399 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10021
What is my fucking problem?
Rating: Not Rated
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LJ Pizza
754 10th Avenue New York, NY 10019
Something, something, blah blah balrrhtg
Rating: Not Rated
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Lombardi's
32 Spring St New York, NY 10012
Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood
Rating: 1.5/8
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Luigi's
39 West End Avenue New York, NY 10023
You will notice a pattern this week.
Rating: Not Rated
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Luigi's Pizza
304 8th Avenue New York, NY 10001
Decent bathroom, phenomenal ambience, but the pizza, it's not so good.
Rating: 3
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Luna Pizza
225 Park Row New York, NY 10038
Worst NYC Disasters by Century: 1668 - First Yellow Fever Outbreak; 1776 - Approx. 1/4 of City Burned to Ground; 1832 - Cholera Pandemic; 1977 - Blackout and Ensuing Riots; 2011 - This Slice of Pizza.
Rating: 3
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Lupita Pizzeria
26 Macombs Place New York, NY 10039
Possibly parve pizza?
Rating: Not Rated
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M.J. Pizza
1976 1st Avenue New York, NY 10029
A miracle hasn't happened tonight.
Rating: Not Rated
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Maffei's Restaurant
688 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10010
Meh-ffei's Pizza is more like it.
Rating: 3
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Mama Tina's Pizza Corporation
2649 Frederick Douglass Boulevard New York, NY 10030
What a classy joint.
Rating: Not Rated
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Mama's Pizzeria
941 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10025
It's like I'm at my mom's house-the toilet paper is softer than at my apartment and there's some old lady yelling the whole time.
Rating: Not Rated
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Mamani Halal Pizza
151 Avenue A New York, NY 10009
This was actually kind of alright!
Rating: Not Rated
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Manhattan Brick Oven Pizza & Grill
300 East 72nd St New York, NY 10021
This pizza is making me stupid.
Rating: Not Rated
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Maria's Pizzeria
886 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10025
Don't trust any business that spells 'espresso' with an X.
Rating: Not Rated
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Mariella
965 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10021
A return to New York.
Rating: Not Rated
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Mariella Pizza
960 8th Avenue New York, NY 10019
Possibly the only good slice near Columbus Circle.
Rating: Not Rated
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Mariella Pizza
180 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10003
It is a shame I pretty much never went north of 14th St when I was a kid.
Rating: 7/8
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Metro Market
19 West 45th St New York, NY 10036
Really, this is the worst block for pizza in the entire city, thus far.
Rating: 2
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Mezza Luna
98 8th Avenue New York, NY 10011
Uhhhh....
Rating: 1.5/8
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Michelle's
9 West 46th New York, NY 10036
This is the only good pizza I've had yet anywhere in Midtown.
Rating: 6
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Mike Due Pizza
338 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10016
I think John Carpenter made this slice.
Rating: 1.5/8
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Mike's Pizza
1315 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10128
A firm and resounding 'Whatever.'
Rating: Not Rated
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Mike's Pizza
415 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10010
Horrible horrible horrible.
Rating: 1.5/8
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Milk'N Honey
22 West 45th St New York, NY 10036
These are the days of wine and roses, riot squads and fire hoses.
Rating: 7/8
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Mimi's
1248 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10028
High school expectations were met and exceded!
Rating: Not Rated
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Mini Munchies Pizzeria
87 Pitt St New York, NY 10002
A portal to Canada?
Rating: 5
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Mozzarelli's
38 E 23rd St New York, NY 10010
After this we'll stop by Cinnabon and then I just have to run into Spencer Gifts before we go home.
Rating: 2
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Mt. Carmel Pizzeria
345 East 115th St New York, NY 10029
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.
Rating: Not Rated
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Multi Tastes Diner
23 Saint James Place New York, NY 10038
This will mostly be photographs.
Rating: 3
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Muzzarella
221 Avenue A New York, NY 10009
No thank you.
Rating: 3.5
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My Daddy's Pizza
976 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10018
Probably the grossest named pizzeria in America.
Rating: 3
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Nasa Pizzaria
471 Malcom X Boulevard New York, NY 10037
Rating: Not Rated
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New Amici
88 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10003
I can't believe I've never gone inside this place!
Rating: 6.5/8
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New Millennium Pizza
394 West 145th St New York, NY 10031
The ultimate mediocre slice
Rating: Not Rated
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New Roma Pizza
116 Delancey St New York, NY 10002
Awful pizza, wonderfully bad vibes.
Rating: 2
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New Town Pizza
2196 Broadway New York, NY 10024
Rating: Not Rated
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New Town Pizza II
360 7th Avenue New York, NY 10001
Kick Out the Tories
Rating: 4
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New York's Delicious Pizza & Restaurant
766 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10017
I don't have a problem with you cookin' me, but I do have a problem with you not cookin' me.
Rating: 1/8
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Nino's Pizza
131 Saint Marks Place New York, NY 10009
Think of the children!
Rating: 4
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Nonna's Pizza
105 Clinton St New York, NY 10002
Don't do me like that.
Rating: 3
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NY Pizza Suprema
413 8th Avenue New York, NY 10001
Sometimes the 'Greatest Hits' actually are the best.
Rating: 8/8
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Original Mom's Pizza Burgers Fried Chicken Gyros
15 Avenue D New York, NY 10009
I wanna hang out here all the time.
Rating: 3.5
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Original Roy's
154 8th Avenue New York, NY 10011
I fall to pieces...
Rating: 2.5
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P&M Classic Pizzaria
1747 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10031
P & M Classic Pizzeria / Pizza Plaza
Rating: Not Rated
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Palermo Pizza
61 Murray St New York, NY 10007
Someone show these guys how to use the oven!
Rating: 6
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Paparri Pizza
1640 York Avenue New York, NY 10028
This place should be in Providence.
Rating: Not Rated
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Papou's Pizza
112 East 23rd St New York, NY 10010
Let's get ready to... RUUUUUUMBLE.
Rating: 0.5/8
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Passione Pizza
1590 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10029
Um... yeah... I don't know...
Rating: Not Rated
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Pastafina
388 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10016
Third time's the charm? Kind of, I guess
Rating: 2.5
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Pastafina
876 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10065
Pastafina Pizza is made in San Antonio, with fresh vegetables and spices, by people who know what Pastafina Pizza should taste like.
Rating: 1/8
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Pastafina.com Pizza Cafe
712 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10017
This is the pizza they serve in hell.
Rating: 1/8
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Patsy's
2287 1st Avenue New York, NY 10035
It doesn't count but I couldn't resist.
Rating: Not Rated
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Patzeria
321 West 46th St New York, NY 10036
It's definitely pizza.
Rating: 3
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Paul's Pizza
3409 Broadway New York, NY 10031
It's like when your best friend plays in a really good emo band.
Rating: Not Rated
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Phil's Pizza
226 Varick St New York, NY 10014
Joe's pizza, then Phil's pizza, next will be Eliza's pizza and then Alex's pizza...
Rating: 6
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Piazza Pizza
1657 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10028
There is probably some charming pun about baseball that I could make if I knew anything about sports.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pie by the Pound
124 4th Avenue New York, NY 10003
How many disgusted faces do you think they have to look at every day?
Rating: Not Rated
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Pintaile's Pizza
26 East 91st Street New York, NY 10028
A one way ticket into the scariest areas of pizza purgatory.
Rating: 1/8
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Pizza & Pita
344 East 34th St New York, NY 10016
A pleasant surprise on the East Side.
Rating: 5.5
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Pizza 33
489 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10016
The beginning sucked, the middle was okay, the end kind of sucked.
Rating: 3.5
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Pizza Bash NYC
44 Union Square East New York, NY 10003
Maybe I'd check out Pizza Bash Toronto or Pizza Bash Kyoto, but this place is not worth it.
Rating: 0.5/8
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Pizza Booth
165 Bleeker St New York, NY 10014
Dangerously Bold.
Rating: 3
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Pizza Box
176 Bleeker St New York, NY 10014
This slice may be small, but it's got a lotta fight.
Rating: 6.5
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Pizza Cave
218 West 72nd st New York, NY 10023
This place kind of looks like a pharmacy.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Delia
582 West 207th St New York, NY 10034
Fuck This Place.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Delia II
4417 Broadway New York, NY 10040
Freddy's Revenge
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Double Feature
2255 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10029
Milano Pizza Shop and La Nuestra Pizzeria
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Double Feature
3795 Broadway New York, NY 10032
Tommy's Grill & Pizzeria / I Love NY Pizza
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Double Feature
3887 Broadway New York, NY 10032
El Pique Pizza y Flaco's Pizza
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza In The Park
Balsley Park Corner of 9th Avenue and West 57th New York, NY 10022
The coffee was good.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza King
188 East 104th St New York, NY 10029
At least the employees are exceptionally nice.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Mercato
11 Waverly Place New York, NY 10003
A pleasant surprise from an old standby.
Rating: 5
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Pizza Mercato
120 East 34th New York, NY 10016
What is going on here?
Rating: 3
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Pizza Nova
150 Dyckman St New York, NY 10040
I can't think of anything
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Palace
121 Dyckman St New York, NY 10034
A Spike Lee Joint
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Paradise
12 West 18th St New York, NY 10011
This place is alright, but not where I want to end up after I suicide bomb a Pizza Hut.
Rating: 6
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Pizza Park
1233 1st Avenue New York, NY 10065
Remember that the city is a funny place, something like a circus or a sewer. And just remember different people have peculiar tastes.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Pete's
528 Columbus Avenue New York, NY 10024
NO LOITERING
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Place
226 East 14th New York, NY 10003
NoooOOoOoOOOooOOOOOOOoOOooooOOooooOOoo!!!!!!
Rating: 0.5/8
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Pizza Place Corporation
1325 5th Avenue New York, NY 10029
Might be the best slice of the day.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Plaza
3618 Broadway New York, NY 10031
P & M Classic Pizzeria / Pizza Plaza
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Plus
707 9th Avenue New York, NY 10019
This is criminal.
Rating: 1/8
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Pizza Plus
642 9th Avenue New York, NY 10036
There's nothing they could do to fix this.
Rating: 0.5/8
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Pizza Plus Inc
2253 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10035
At least they got hot jams.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Pub
294 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10010
I can't believe I kind of like this place.
Rating: 4
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Pizza Rustica
817 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10017
I keep forgetting to put the titles in.
Rating: 3
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Pizza Shack
525 Grand St New York, NY 10002
Looks Can Be Deceiving.
Rating: 6
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Pizza Triple Feature
936 8th Avenue New York, NY 10019
Can I turn three boring slices into one interesting post?
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizza Villagio
1412 6th Avenue New York, NY 10019
You've gotta be crazy to come here with Bella Vita down the block.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pizzcafe
1107 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10075
This is some of the worst pizza I've ever had in my entire life.
Rating: 1/8
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PJ's Famous Pizzeria / Tony's Pizza and Gyro
4771 Broadway New York, NY 10034
More Like BJ's Famous / Blow-Me's
Rating: Not Rated
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Pomodoro Restaurant & Pizzeria
51 Spring St New York, NY 10012
Glory days, ain't comin' back.
Rating: 3.5
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Portabello's Pizzeria & Sicilian Kitchen
83 Murray St New York, NY 10007
Ummm... no thanks, I'll pass... I've actually got plans and can't make it sorry man, really important stuff to do, you know like...
Rating: 3.5
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Portofino Pasta & Pizza
1091 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10022
Get the fuck outta here!
Rating: Not Rated
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Presidential Pizza
357 West 125th St New York, NY 10027
Rating: Not Rated
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Previti Pizza
123 East 41st New York, NY 10168
There is something awry here.
Rating: 3
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Primavera Pizza & Pasta
1005 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10022
No hay dios aqui.
Rating: Not Rated
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Prince Pizza
642 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10022
Every time I comb my hair, thoughts of you get in my eyes.
Rating: Not Rated
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Pronto Pizza
1333 Broadway New York, NY 10018
Third time's the charm.
Rating: 5
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Pronto Pizza
1333 Broadway New York, NY 10018
At least I got drunk.
Rating: 2
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Pronto Pizza
62 West 48th Street New York, NY 10036
I really thought we had walked into a bizarro world.
Rating: 2
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Pronto Pizza & Beer
30 West 48th St New York, NY 10020
Good for public drinking, bad for pizza eating.
Rating: 3
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Rap pizza
1422 Saint Nicholas Avenue #2 New York, NY 10033
You could have my heart or we could share it like the last slice
Rating: Not Rated
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Ray's Pizza
1827 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10128
According to the phone book I'm going to write this review 26 more times.
Rating: Not Rated
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Ray's Pizza
27 Prince St New York, NY 10012
This is the actual original Ray's!
Rating: 5
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Redstone Pizzeria Cafe
500 Lexington Avenue New York, NY 10172
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Rating: Not Rated
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Rigoletta Pizza
208 Columbus Avenue New York, NY 10023
This did not feel good in my mouth.
Rating: Not Rated
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Rivoli Pizza II
125 Christopher St New York, NY 10014
Larry is dead.
Rating: 3
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Rocco's Pizza Joint
162 7th Avenue New York, NY 10011
Nostalgia for an age that never existed.
Rating: 3
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Rocket Joe's Pizza
61 Delancey St New York, NY 10002
It's lonely out in space on such a timeless slice.
Rating: 4.5
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Rocky's I
304 West 14th St New York, NY 10014
I like this place.
Rating: 7.5/8
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Rocky's II
607 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10016
I'm a little nervous for when I go eat pizza at Rocky's V and my protege sucker punches me in an alley.
Rating: 4
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Roma Pizza
1568 3 Avenue New York, NY 10128
Perhaps majestic nomadic peoples are just bad at making pizza.
Rating: Not Rated
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Roma Pizza
681 8th Avenue New York, NY 10036
There's something very awry here.
Rating: 0.5/8
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Rosa's
629 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10016
In my eyes, in disposed, in disguise as no one knows.
Rating: 3.5
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Rosa's Pizza / Manhattan Heroes / Brooklyn Cupcakes
168 West 27th St New York, NY 10001
Ghosts of Yesterday.
Rating: 3
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Rosario's
173 Orchard St New York, NY 10002
AAAAAAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUOOOOHHHHH!
Rating: 6.5
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Rose Pizza & Pasta
1 Penn Plaza New York, NY 10121
I am so impressed with Penn Station.
Rating: 6
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Rosetti's Pizza
114 6th Avenue New York, NY 10013
This place is AWESOME!
Rating: 7/8
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Royal Pizza
592 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10016
This is such a huge disappointment.
Rating: 3.5
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Rudy's Pizza & Restaurant
174 Hester St New York, NY 10012
Don't you be so cruel and feckless.
Rating: 2
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Sal and Carmine's
2671 Broadway New York, NY 10025
I doubt I have much to say about this one that you haven't heard before.
Rating: Not Rated
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Sal Pizza
1375 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10125
Bummer times in frown town.
Rating: Not Rated
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Sal's Pizza Pasta Cafe
369 Broome St New York, NY 10012
I don't know how I feel about this place, but the pizza is good.
Rating: 6.5
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Sal's Pizzeria
91 Avenue A New York, NY 10009
Blandest pizza yet!
Rating: 2.5
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Saluggi's Pizza
325 Church St. New York, NY 10013
No thanks!
Rating: 2
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Sauce Pizza
517 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10016
Aiyyo, this slice is like Ziti, facin' me real TV, crash at high-speeds, strawberry kiwi.
Rating: 7/8
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Shalom Chai PIzza
359 Grand St New York, NY 10002
A shtick natches!
Rating: Not Rated
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Sido Gourmet Pizza
849 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10017
Maybe at least the falafel is good.
Rating: Not Rated
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Siena Pizza
274 West 40th St New York, NY 10018
Finally.
Rating: 7/8
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Slice, the perfect food
535 Hudson St New York, NY 10014
A terrifying glimpse into our dystopian future.
Rating: Not Rated
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Slicebun / Pizza Burg / Family Affair
1302 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10027
Hell is for children.
Rating: Not Rated
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Solo Pizza
27 Avenue B New York, NY 10009
Maybe I will get a takeout slice from here when I go see Big Momma's House 3.
Rating: 2.5
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South Brooklyn Pizza
122 1st Avenue New York, NY 10003
Fuggedaboutit! No, really. Forget about this place.
Rating: 4
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Squisito NYC
64 East 34th Street New York, NY 10016
Double review! This heatwave is baking my brains!
Rating: 3.5
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Stanton Street Pizza
127 Stanton St New York, NY 10002
I want it back again, the spirit that WE ONCE HAD!
Rating: 6
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Star Pizza
26 Murray St New York, NY 10007
Would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar, be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a mule?
Rating: 1/8
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Stella's Pizza
110 9th Avenue New York, NY 10011
This place ain't bad.
Rating: 6
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Strokos Pizza Deli
888 10th Avenue New York, NY 10019
Woah... okay, sure.
Rating: Not Rated
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Stromboli
83 Saint Marks Place New York, NY 10003
This place has bummed me out for like 15 years now.
Rating: 3
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Stromboli Pizzeria
112 University Place New York, NY 10003
Alright stop, collaborate and listen. Slice is back with my brand new contentions
Rating: 3
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Sun Deli Pizzeria
1544 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10029
Awful, just awful.
Rating: Not Rated
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Sutton Pizzeria
1140 1st Avenue New York, NY 10065
Some people, they like to go out dancing, and other peoples, they have to work.
Rating: Not Rated
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T&R Pizza
411 Amsterdam Avenue New York, NY 10024
Rating: Not Rated
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Telwin Pizzeria And Pastas Corp. / D'Junior's Pizza
522 West 207th St New York, NY 10034
Don't Judge A Slice By Its Toppings
Rating: Not Rated
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That's Amore Pizza
1246 Saint Nicholas Avenue New York, NY 10032
Tommy's Pizza / 177 Street Italian Cafe / Ernesto Pizza / That's Amore Part II
Rating: Not Rated
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That's Amore Pizza
1405 Saint Nicholas Avenue New York, NY 10033
When your eye's hit the pie / and you just wanna cry...
Rating: Not Rated
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The World Famous Little Italy
1 East 43rd St New York, NY 10175
The definition of averageness.
Rating: 4
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The World Famous Little Italy Pizza
55 West 45th St New York, NY 10036
The Final Trial.
Rating: 1/8
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Tito's Pizzeria
2049 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10029
Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers...
Rating: Not Rated
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Toasties
6 East 48th Street New York, NY 10017
Make up your mind. Do you wanna walk with me? Around the lake tonight?
Rating: 2
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Tom's Delicious Pizza
3161 Broadway New York, NY 10027
Holy shit, wow.
Rating: Not Rated
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Tommy's Pizza
4185 Broadway New York, NY 10033
Tommy's Pizza / 177 Street Italian Cafe / Ernesto Pizza / That's Amore Part II
Rating: Not Rated
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Tony's House of Pizza
347 1st Avenue New York, NY 10010
Great name, terrible slice.
Rating: 1/8
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Triangle Pizzeria
246 East 106th New York, NY 10029
I think it's pleasant.
Rating: Not Rated
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Tribeca Pizza
378 Greenwich St New York, NY 10013
Starts strong, ends shitty.
Rating: 4.5
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UES Pizza Double Feature
1461 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10028
Pisa Pizza & Bagels / Two Boots
Rating: Not Rated
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UES Pizza Triple Feature
1811 1st Avenue New York, NY 10128
Rating: Not Rated
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Ultimate Pizza
407 East 57th St New York, NY 10022
Feel the power of Ultimate Pizzzzzzaaaaaa!
Rating: Not Rated
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Unnexceptional Upper West Side Pizza Part 1
70 West 95th St New York, NY 10025
Rating: Not Rated
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USA Pizza
530 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10016
The Pizza of America
Rating: 5
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Va Bene Pizza
201 Clinton St New York, NY 10002
Very not okay.
Rating: 3
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Vic's Pizza
51 Essex St New York, NY 10002
We are entering the city's Picture Perfect Pizza Parlor district.
Rating: 2
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Villa Pizza
263 West 42nd New York, NY 10036
Serious nihilist food.
Rating: 1.5/8
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Village Pizza
65 8th Avenue New York, NY 10014
Too bad.
Rating: 1.5/8
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Villaggio Pizzeria and Restaurant
180 Avenue C New York, NY 10009
This one is pretty all over the place.
Rating: 3.5
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Vinci's
1122 1st Avenue New York, NY 10065
I'll take Manhattan in a garbage bag with Latin written on it that says 'it's hard to give a shit these days.'&quot
Rating: 1/8
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Vinny Vincenz
231 1st Avenue New York, NY 10003
This is good pizza!
Rating: 6.5
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Viva Herbal Pizzeria
179 2nd Avenue New York, NY 10003
'Healthy Pizza' sucks.
Rating: 0.5/8
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West 190 Pizza/Arcade Pizzeria
1611 Saint Nicholas Avenue New York, NY 10040
Check out that cop's eyebrows.
Rating: Not Rated
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World Famous Pizza & Restaurant
2345 Broadway New York, NY 10024
Something something blah blah blah.
Rating: Not Rated
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Z Deli
803 8th Avenue New York, NY 10019
Let's Pretend that never happened.
Rating: Not Rated
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Z Pizza
298 Bleeker St New York, NY 10014
I should not have eaten here!
Rating: 2
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Zesty Pizza & Deli
1693 3rd Avenue New York, NY 10128
Ewww, Colin. You just put that in your mouth.
Rating: 1/8
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