phenny-1/modules/tfw.py

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#!/usr/bin/python3
"""
tfw.py - the fucking weather module
author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@gmail.com>
"""
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from urllib.parse import quote as urlquote
from urllib.error import HTTPError
import web
import lxml.html
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def tfw(phenny, input, fahrenheit=False, celsius=False):
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""".tfw <city/zip> - Show the fucking weather at the specified location."""
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zipcode = input.group(2)
if not zipcode:
# default to Blacksburg, VA
zipcode = "24060"
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if fahrenheit:
celsius_param = ""
else:
celsius_param = "&CELSIUS=yes"
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try:
req = web.get("http://thefuckingweather.com/?zipcode=%s%s" % (urlquote(zipcode), celsius_param))
except (HTTPError, IOError):
phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
return
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doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
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try:
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location = doc.find_class('small')[0].text_content()
weather = doc.get_element_by_id('content')
except (IndexError, KeyError):
phenny.say("UNKNOWN FUCKING LOCATION. Try another?")
return
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main = weather.find_class('large')
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# temperature is everything up to first <br />
tempt = ""
for c in main[0].text:
if c.isdigit() or c == '-':
tempt += c
temp = int(tempt)
deg = chr(176)
# add units and convert if necessary
if fahrenheit:
temp = "%d%cF?!" % (temp, deg)
elif celsius:
temp = "%d%cC?!" % (temp, deg)
else:
tempev = (temp + 273.15) * 8.617343e-5 * 1000
temp = "%f meV?!" % tempev
# parse comment (broken by <br />, so we have do it this way)
comments = main[0].xpath('text()')
if len(comments) > 2:
comment = "%s %s" % (comments[1], comments[2])
else :
comment = comments[1]
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# remark is in its own div, so we have it easy
remark = weather.get_element_by_id('remark').text_content()
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response = "%s %s - %s - %s" % (temp, comment, remark, location)
phenny.say(response)
tfw.rule = (['tfw'], r'(.*)')
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def tfwf(phenny, input):
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""".tfwf <city/zip> - The fucking weather, in fucking degrees Fahrenheit."""
return tfw(phenny, input, fahrenheit=True)
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tfwf.rule = (['tfwf'], r'(.*)')
def tfwc(phenny, input):
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""".tfwc <city/zip> - The fucking weather, in fucking degrees celsius."""
return tfw(phenny, input, celsius=True)
tfwc.rule = (['tfwc'], r'(.*)')
if __name__ == '__main__':
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print(__doc__.strip())