31 lines
621 B
Python
31 lines
621 B
Python
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#!/usr/bin/python2
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fml.py - fuck my life retrieval
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author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
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"""
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import random
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from urllib import quote as urlquote
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from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
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import lxml.html
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def fml(phenny, input):
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""".fml"""
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try:
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req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
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except HTTPError:
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phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
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return
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doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
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quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
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phenny.say(quote)
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fml.commands = ['fml']
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if __name__ == '__main__':
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print __doc__.strip()
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