more my life methods
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@ -52,6 +52,44 @@ def mliarab(phenny, input):
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phenny.say(quote)
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phenny.say(quote)
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mliarab.commands = ['mliarab']
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mliarab.commands = ['mliarab']
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def mlib(phenny, input):
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""".mlib - My life is bro."""
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try:
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req = urlopen("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
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except HTTPError:
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phenny.say("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
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return
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doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
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quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
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phenny.say(quote)
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mlib.commands = ['mlib']
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def mlid(phenny, input):
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""".mlib - My life is Desi."""
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try:
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req = urlopen("http://www.mylifeisdesi.com/random")
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except HTTPError:
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phenny.say("MLID is busy at the hookah lounge, be back soon.")
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return
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doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
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quote = doc.getroot().find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
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phenny.say(quote)
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mlid.commands = ['mlid']
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def mlig(phenny, input):
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""".mlig - My life is ginger."""
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try:
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req = urlopen("http://www.mylifeisginger.org/random")
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except HTTPError:
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phenny.say("Busy eating your soul. Be back soon.")
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return
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doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
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quote = doc.getroot().find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
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phenny.say(quote)
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mlig.commands = ['mlig']
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def mlih(phenny, input):
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def mlih(phenny, input):
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""".mlih - My life is ho."""
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""".mlih - My life is ho."""
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phenny.say(quote)
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phenny.say(quote)
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mlih.commands = ['mlih']
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mlih.commands = ['mlih']
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def mlib(phenny, input):
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""".mlib"""
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try:
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req = urlopen("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
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except HTTPError:
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phenny.say("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
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return
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doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
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quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
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phenny.say(quote)
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mlib.commands = ['mlib']
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if __name__ == '__main__':
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if __name__ == '__main__':
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print __doc__.strip()
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print __doc__.strip()
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