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add another mylife module

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mutantmonkey 2011-09-02 00:56:55 -04:00
parent 4d8dfcbcf9
commit 8d54baa901
1 changed files with 55 additions and 39 deletions
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modules/mylife.py
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@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ def fml(phenny, input):
try: try:
req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random") req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
except HTTPError: except HTTPError:
phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") phenny.say("I tried to use .fml, but it was broken. FML"
return return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req) doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
@ -24,11 +24,11 @@ def fml(phenny, input):
fml.commands = ['fml'] fml.commands = ['fml']
def mlia(phenny, input): def mlia(phenny, input):
""".mlia""" """.mlia - My life is average."""
try: try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisaverage.com/") req = urlopen("http://mylifeisaverage.com/")
except HTTPError: except HTTPError:
phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") phenny.say("I tried to use .mlia, but it wasn't loading. MLIA")
return return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req) doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
@ -37,12 +37,28 @@ def mlia(phenny, input):
phenny.say(quote) phenny.say(quote)
mlia.commands = ['mlia'] mlia.commands = ['mlia']
def mliarab(phenny, input):
""".mliarab - My life is Arabic."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisarabic.com/random/")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("The site you requested, mylifeisarabic.com, has been banned \
in the UAE. You will be reported to appropriate authorities")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('entry')[0][0].text_content()
quote = quote.strip()
phenny.say(quote)
mliarab.commands = ['mliarab']
def mlih(phenny, input): def mlih(phenny, input):
""".mlih""" """.mlih - My life is ho."""
try: try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisho.com/random") req = urlopen("http://mylifeisho.com/random")
except HTTPError: except HTTPError:
phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") phenny.say("MLIH is giving some dome to some lax bros.")
return return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req) doc = lxml.html.parse(req)