42 lines
1.0 KiB
Python
42 lines
1.0 KiB
Python
#!/usr/bin/python3
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"""
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mylife.py - various commentary on life
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author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
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author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
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"""
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from tools import GrumbleError
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import web
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import lxml.html
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def fml(phenny, input):
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""".fml - Grab something from fmylife.com."""
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try:
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req = web.get("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
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except:
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raise GrumbleError("I tried to use .fml, but it was broken. FML")
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doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
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quote = doc.find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
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phenny.say(quote)
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fml.commands = ['fml']
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def mlia(phenny, input):
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""".mlia - My life is average."""
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try:
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req = web.get("http://mylifeisaverage.com/")
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except:
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raise GrumbleError("I tried to use .mlia, but it wasn't loading. MLIA")
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doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
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quote = doc.find_class('story')[0][0].text_content()
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quote = quote.strip()
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phenny.say(quote)
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mlia.commands = ['mlia']
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if __name__ == '__main__':
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print(__doc__.strip())
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