79 lines
2.3 KiB
Python
79 lines
2.3 KiB
Python
#!/usr/bin/python3
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# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
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"""
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tfw.py - the fucking weather module
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author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
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"""
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from urllib.parse import quote as urlquote
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from urllib.error import HTTPError
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from tools import GrumbleError
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import web
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import lxml.html
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import lxml.cssselect
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def tfw(phenny, input, fahrenheit=False, celsius=False):
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""".tfw <city/zip> - Show the fucking weather at the specified location."""
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where = input.group(2)
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if not where:
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# default to Blacksburg, VA
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where = "24060"
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url = "http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=" + urlquote(where)
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if not fahrenheit:
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url += "&CELSIUS=yes"
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try:
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req = web.get(url)
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except (HTTPError, IOError):
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# the fucking weather is fucking unstable, try again
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try:
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req = web.get(url)
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except (HTTPError, IOError):
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raise GrumbleError("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
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doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
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try:
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location = doc.get_element_by_id('locationDisplaySpan').text_content()
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temp_sel = lxml.cssselect.CSSSelector('span.temperature')
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temp = temp_sel(doc)[0].text_content()
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temp = int(temp)
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except (IndexError, KeyError):
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phenny.say("UNKNOWN FUCKING LOCATION. Try another?")
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return
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# add units and convert if necessary
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if fahrenheit:
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temp = "{0:d}°F‽".format(temp)
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elif celsius:
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temp = "{0:d}°C‽".format(temp)
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else:
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tempev = (temp + 273.15) * 8.617343e-5 * 1000
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temp = "%f meV‽" % tempev
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remark_sel = lxml.cssselect.CSSSelector('p.remark')
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remark = remark_sel(doc)[0].text_content()
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flavor_sel = lxml.cssselect.CSSSelector('p.flavor')
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flavor = flavor_sel(doc)[0].text_content()
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response = "%s %s - %s - %s" % (temp, remark, flavor, location)
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phenny.say(response)
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tfw.rule = (['tfw'], r'(.*)')
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def tfwf(phenny, input):
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""".tfwf <city/zip> - The fucking weather, in fucking degrees Fahrenheit."""
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return tfw(phenny, input, fahrenheit=True)
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tfwf.rule = (['tfwf'], r'(.*)')
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def tfwc(phenny, input):
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""".tfwc <city/zip> - The fucking weather, in fucking degrees celsius."""
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return tfw(phenny, input, celsius=True)
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tfwc.rule = (['tfwc'], r'(.*)')
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if __name__ == '__main__':
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print(__doc__.strip())
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