phenny-1/modules/fml.py

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#!/usr/bin/python2
"""
fml.py - fuck my life retrieval
author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
"""
import random
from urllib import quote as urlquote
from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
import lxml.html
def fml(phenny, input):
""".fml"""
try:
req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
fml.commands = ['fml']
if __name__ == '__main__':
print __doc__.strip()