42 lines
1.1 KiB
Python
42 lines
1.1 KiB
Python
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#!/usr/bin/python3
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"""
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rule34.py - urban dictionary module
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author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
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"""
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from urllib.parse import quote as urlquote
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from urllib.error import HTTPError
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import web
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import lxml.html
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def rule34(phenny, input):
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""".rule34 <query> - Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it."""
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q = input.group(2)
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if not q:
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phenny.say(".rule34 <query> - Rule 34: If it exists there is porn of it.")
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return
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try:
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req = web.get("http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags={0}".format(urlquote(q)))
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except (HTTPError, IOError):
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phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
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return
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doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
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doc.make_links_absolute('http://rule34.xxx/')
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try:
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thumb = doc.find_class('thumb')[0]
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link = thumb.find('a').attrib['href']
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except AttributeError:
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phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
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return
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response = '!!NSFW!! -> {0} <- !!NSFW!!'.format(link)
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phenny.reply(response)
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rule34.rule = (['rule34'], r'(.*)')
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if __name__ == '__main__':
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print(__doc__.strip())
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