From 3e0738191f2e68881004c7d8db873339b393be05 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: mutantmonkey Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2013 22:08:52 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] switch tfw module to use new metar parser --- modules/test/test_tfw.py | 12 ++- modules/tfw.py | 172 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++-------- 2 files changed, 144 insertions(+), 40 deletions(-) diff --git a/modules/test/test_tfw.py b/modules/test/test_tfw.py index 69c77e1..fc303fa 100644 --- a/modules/test/test_tfw.py +++ b/modules/test/test_tfw.py @@ -18,14 +18,16 @@ class TestTfw(unittest.TestCase): input = Mock(group=lambda x: 'tu3jgoajgoahghqog') tfw(self.phenny, input) - self.phenny.say.assert_called_once_with("UNKNOWN FUCKING LOCATION. Try another?") + self.phenny.say.assert_called_once_with( + "WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT? Try another location.") def test_celsius(self): input = Mock(group=lambda x: '24060') tfw(self.phenny, input, celsius=True) out = self.phenny.say.call_args[0][0] - m = re.match('^\d+°C‽ .* \- .*$', out, flags=re.UNICODE) + m = re.match('^\d+°C‽ .* \- .* \- [A-Z]{4} \d{2}:\d{2}Z$', out, + flags=re.UNICODE) self.assertTrue(m) def test_fahrenheit(self): @@ -33,7 +35,8 @@ class TestTfw(unittest.TestCase): tfw(self.phenny, input, fahrenheit=True) out = self.phenny.say.call_args[0][0] - m = re.match('^\d+°F‽ .* \- .*$', out, flags=re.UNICODE) + m = re.match('^\d+°F‽ .* \- .* \- [A-Z]{4} \d{2}:\d{2}Z$', out, + flags=re.UNICODE) self.assertTrue(m) def test_mev(self): @@ -41,5 +44,6 @@ class TestTfw(unittest.TestCase): tfw(self.phenny, input) out = self.phenny.say.call_args[0][0] - m = re.match('^[\d\.]+ meV‽ .* \- .*$', out, flags=re.UNICODE) + m = re.match('^[\d\.]+ meV‽ .* \- .* \- [A-Z]{4} \d{2}:\d{2}Z$', out, + flags=re.UNICODE) self.assertTrue(m) diff --git a/modules/tfw.py b/modules/tfw.py index ff426d0..1414b4a 100644 --- a/modules/tfw.py +++ b/modules/tfw.py @@ -5,12 +5,12 @@ tfw.py - the fucking weather module author: mutantmonkey """ -from urllib.parse import quote as urlquote -from urllib.error import HTTPError from tools import GrumbleError +from modules import weather +import urllib.error +import random +import metar import web -import lxml.html -import lxml.cssselect def tfw(phenny, input, fahrenheit=False, celsius=False): """.tfw - Show the fucking weather at the specified location.""" @@ -18,49 +18,149 @@ def tfw(phenny, input, fahrenheit=False, celsius=False): where = input.group(2) if not where: # default to Blacksburg, VA - where = "24060" + icao_code = "KBCB" + else: + icao_code = weather.code(phenny, where) - url = "http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=" + urlquote(where) - if not fahrenheit: - url += "&CELSIUS=yes" - - try: - req = web.get(url) - except (HTTPError, IOError): - # the fucking weather is fucking unstable, try again - try: - req = web.get(url) - except (HTTPError, IOError): - raise GrumbleError("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") - - doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req) - - try: - location = doc.get_element_by_id('locationDisplaySpan').text_content() - - temp_sel = lxml.cssselect.CSSSelector('span.temperature') - temp = temp_sel(doc)[0].text_content() - temp = int(temp) - except (IndexError, KeyError): - phenny.say("UNKNOWN FUCKING LOCATION. Try another?") + if not icao_code: + phenny.say("WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT? Try another location.") return + uri = 'http://weather.noaa.gov/pub/data/observations/metar/stations/%s.TXT' + try: + bytes = web.get(uri % icao_code) + except AttributeError: + raise GrumbleError("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") + except urllib.error.HTTPError: + phenny.say("WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT? Try another location.") + return + + if 'Not Found' in bytes: + phenny.say("WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT? Try another location.") + return + + w = metar.parse(bytes) + tempf = w.temperature * 9 / 5 + 32 + # add units and convert if necessary if fahrenheit: - temp = "{0:d}°F‽".format(temp) + temp = "{0:d}°F‽".format(int(tempf)) elif celsius: - temp = "{0:d}°C‽".format(temp) + temp = "{0:d}°C‽".format(w.temperature) else: - tempev = (temp + 273.15) * 8.617343e-5 * 1000 + tempev = (w.temperature + 273.15) * 8.617343e-5 * 1000 temp = "%f meV‽" % tempev + + if w.temperature < 6: + remark = "IT'S FUCKING COLD" + flavors = ["Where's the cat? Oh shit. Fluffy's frozen.", + "Nothing a few shots couldn't fix", + "Should have gone south", + "You think this is cold? Have you been to upstate New York?", + "Why do I live here?", "wang icicles.", + "Freezing my balls off out here", "Fuck this place.", + "GREAT! If you're a penguin.", "Fresh off the tap.", + "Fantastic do-nothing weather.", + "Put on some fucking socks.", "Blue balls x 2", + "Good news, food won't spoil nearly as fast outside. Bad news, who cares?", + "Really?", "Wear a fucking jacket.", + "I hear Siberia is the same this time of year.", + "NOT FUCKING JOGGING WEATHER", "Shrinkage's best friend.", + "Warmer than Hoth.", "Good baby making weather.", + "Where's a Tauntaun when you need one?", + "My nipples could cut glass", "Global Warming? Bullshit.", + "Call your local travel agency and ask them if they're serious.", + "Freezing my balls off IN here", + "I'm not sure how you can stand it", "I'm sorry.", + "Even penguins are wearing jackets.", + "Keep track of your local old people.", + "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S NICER IN ALASKA?", + "Sock warmers are go. Everywhere.", + "Why does my car feel like a pair of ice skates?", + "Actually, a sharp-stick in the eye might not all be that bad right now.", + "THO Season.", "It's a tit-bit nipplie.", + "Anything wooden will make a good fireplace. Thank us later.", + "MOVE THE FUCK ON GOLDILOCKS", + "I'm defrosting inside of my freezer.", + "It's time for a vacation.", + "It's bone chilling cold out. Sorry ladies."] + elif w.temperature < 20: + remark = "IT'S FUCKING...ALRIGHT" + flavors = ["Might as well rain, I'm not going out in that.", + "Better than a sharp stick in the eye.", + "Everything's nice butter weather!", + "At least you aren't living in a small town in Alaska", + "It could be worse.", "FUCKING NOTHING TO SEE HERE", + "Listen, weather. We need to have a talk.", + "OH NO. THE WEATHER MACHINE IS BROKEN.", + "An Eskimo would beat your ass to be here", + "Where life is mediocre", + "Can't complain about today, but I want to!", + "Maybe inviting the inlaws over will improve today.", + "Let's go to the beach! In three months when it's nice again...", + "From inside it looks nice out.", "WHAT THE FUCK EVER", + "I love keeping the heat on for this long.", + "Inside or outside? Either way it's still today.", + "It's either only going to get better or worse from here!", + "If it's raining cats and dogs, hope you're not a pet person.", + "Today makes warm showers way nicer.", + "Here's to making your blankets feel useful.", + "I've seen better days", + "Compared to how awful it's been this is great!", + "If we go running maybe we won't notice.", + "Is that the sun outside? Why isn't it doing anything?", + "Well, at least we're not in prison.", + "Slap me around and call me Sally. It'd be an improvement.", + "Today is the perfect size, really honey.", + "Maybe Jersey Shore is on tonight."] + else: + remark = "IT'S FUCKING NICE" + flavors = ["I made today breakfast in bed.", "FUCKING SWEET", + "Quit your bitching", "Enjoy.", "IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME", + "READ A FUCKIN' BOOK", "LETS HAVE A FUCKING PICNIC", + "It is safe to take your ball-mittens off.", "More please.", + "uh, can we trade?", "WOO, Spring Break!", + "I can't believe it's not porn!", "I approve of this message!", + "Operation beach volleyball is go.", "Plucky ducky kinda day.", + "Today called just to say \"Hi.\"", + "STOP AND SMELL THE FUCKING ROSES", + "FUCKING NOTHING WRONG WITH TODAY", "LETS HAVE A FUCKING SOIREE", + "What would you do for a holyshititsniceout bar?", + "There are no rules today, blow shit up!", + "Celebrate Today's Day and buy your Today a present so it knows you care.", + "I feel bad about playing on my computer all day.", + "Party in the woods.", "It is now safe to leave your home.", + "PUT A FUCKING CAPE ON TODAY, BECAUSE IT'S SUPER", + "Today is like \"ice\" if it started with an \"n\". Fuck you, we don't mean nce.", + "Water park! Water drive! Just get wet!", + "The geese are on their way back! Unless you live where they migrate to for the winter.", + "FUCKING AFFABLE AS SHIT", "Give the sun a raise!", + "Today is better than an original holographic charizard. Loser!"] - remark_sel = lxml.cssselect.CSSSelector('p.remark') - remark = remark_sel(doc)[0].text_content() + if w.descriptor == "thunderstorm": + remark += " AND THUNDERING" + elif w.precipitation in ("snow", "snow grains"): + remark += " AND SNOWING" + elif w.precipitation in ("drizzle", "rain", "unknown precipitation"): + remark += " AND WET" + elif w.precipitation in ("ice crystals", "ice pellets"): + remark += " AND ICY" + elif w.precipitation in ("hail", "small hail"): + remark += " AND HAILING" - flavor_sel = lxml.cssselect.CSSSelector('p.flavor') - flavor = flavor_sel(doc)[0].text_content() + if tempf == 69: + remark = "IT'S FUCKING SEXY TIME" + flavors = ["Why is 77 better than 69? You get eight more.", + "What comes after 69? Mouthwash.", + "If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both.", + "a good fuckin' time! ;)", + "What's the square root of 69? Eight something."] - response = "%s %s - %s - %s" % (temp, remark, flavor, location) + flavor = random.choice(flavors) + + response = "{temp} {remark} - {flavor} - {location} {time}Z".format( + temp=temp, remark=remark, flavor=flavor, location=w.station, + time=w.time.strftime("%H:%M")) phenny.say(response) tfw.rule = (['tfw'], r'(.*)')