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+#!/usr/bin/python2
+"""
+tfw.py - the fucking weather module
+author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@gmail.com>
+"""
+
+import random
+
+from urllib2 import urlopen
+import lxml.html
+
+def tfw(phenny, input):
+	zipcode = input.group(2)
+	zipcode = int(zipcode)
+
+	req = urlopen("http://thefuckingweather.com/?zipcode=%d" % zipcode)
+	doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
+
+	location = doc.getroot().find_class('small')[0].text_content()
+
+	weather = doc.getroot().get_element_by_id('content')
+	main = weather.find_class('large')
+
+	# temperature is everything up to first <br />
+	temp =  main[0].text
+	
+	# parse comment (broken by <br />, so we have do it this way)
+	comments = main[0].xpath('text()')
+	comment = "%s %s" % (comments[1], comments[2])
+
+	# remark is in its own div, so we have it easy
+	remark = weather.get_element_by_id('remark').text_content()
+
+	response = "%s %s - %s - %s" % (temp, comment, remark, location)
+	phenny.say(response)
+tfw.rule = (['tfw'], r'(.*)')
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+	print __doc__.strip()
+