diff --git a/modules/8ball.py b/modules/8ball.py
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..8f43106
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modules/8ball.py
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+#!/usr/bin/python2
+"""
+8ball.py - magic 8-ball
+author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
+"""
+
+import random
+
+def eightball(phenny, input):
+    """.8ball - Magic 8-ball."""
+
+    strong_yes = [
+            '45 seconds full throttle',
+            'It is certain',
+            'It is decidedly so',
+            'Without a doubt',
+            'Yes--definitely',
+            'You may rely on it',
+    ]
+    tentative_yes = [
+            'As I see it, yes',
+            'Most likely',
+            'Outlook good',
+            'Signs point to yes',
+            'Yes',
+    ]
+    negative = [
+            'Your request is not bro enough',
+            'Reply hazy, try again',
+            'Ask again later',
+            'Better not tell you now',
+            'Cannot predict now',
+            'Concentrate and ask again',
+    ]
+    noncommital = [
+            'I am sorry, too high to respond',
+            "Don't count on it",
+            'My reply is no',
+            'My sources say no',
+            'Outlook not so good',
+            'Very doubtful'
+    ]
+
+    # black magic
+    quotes = strong_yes + tentative_yes + negative + noncommital
+    quote = random.choice(quotes)
+    phenny.reply(quote)
+eightball.commands = ['8ball']
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+    print __doc__.strip()
+
diff --git a/modules/mylife.py b/modules/mylife.py
index 944a88c..d4937cf 100644
--- a/modules/mylife.py
+++ b/modules/mylife.py
@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
 """
 mylife.py - various commentary on life
 author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
+author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
 """
 
 import random
@@ -47,10 +48,11 @@ def mliarab(phenny, input):
         return
 
     doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
-    quote = doc.getroot().find_class('entry')[0][0].text_content()
+    quotes = doc.getroot().find_class('entry')
+    quote = random.choice(quotes)[0].text_content()
     quote = quote.strip()
     phenny.say(quote)
-mliarab.commands = ['mliarab']
+mliarab.commands = ['mliar', 'mliarab']
 
 def mlib(phenny, input):
     """.mlib - My life is bro."""