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+#!/usr/bin/python2
+"""
+fml.py - fuck my life retrieval
+author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
+"""
+
+import random
+
+from urllib import quote as urlquote
+from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
+import lxml.html
+
+def fml(phenny, input):
+   """.fml"""
+   try:
+      req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
+   except HTTPError:
+      phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
+      return
+
+   doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
+
+   quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
+
+   phenny.say(quote)
+fml.commands = ['fml']
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+   print __doc__.strip()
+