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add another mylife module

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mutantmonkey 2011-09-02 00:56:55 -04:00
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commit 8d54baa901
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modules/mylife.py
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@ -11,58 +11,74 @@ from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
import lxml.html import lxml.html
def fml(phenny, input): def fml(phenny, input):
""".fml""" """.fml"""
try: try:
req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random") req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
except HTTPError: except HTTPError:
phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") phenny.say("I tried to use .fml, but it was broken. FML"
return return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req) doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content() quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote) phenny.say(quote)
fml.commands = ['fml'] fml.commands = ['fml']
def mlia(phenny, input): def mlia(phenny, input):
""".mlia""" """.mlia - My life is average."""
try: try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisaverage.com/") req = urlopen("http://mylifeisaverage.com/")
except HTTPError: except HTTPError:
phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") phenny.say("I tried to use .mlia, but it wasn't loading. MLIA")
return return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req) doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('story')[0][0].text_content() quote = doc.getroot().find_class('story')[0][0].text_content()
quote = quote.strip() quote = quote.strip()
phenny.say(quote) phenny.say(quote)
mlia.commands = ['mlia'] mlia.commands = ['mlia']
def mlih(phenny, input): def mliarab(phenny, input):
""".mlih""" """.mliarab - My life is Arabic."""
try: try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisho.com/random") req = urlopen("http://mylifeisarabic.com/random/")
except HTTPError: except HTTPError:
phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") phenny.say("The site you requested, mylifeisarabic.com, has been banned \
return in the UAE. You will be reported to appropriate authorities")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req) doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content() quote = doc.getroot().find_class('entry')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote) quote = quote.strip()
phenny.say(quote)
mliarab.commands = ['mliarab']
def mlih(phenny, input):
""".mlih - My life is ho."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisho.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("MLIH is giving some dome to some lax bros.")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlih.commands = ['mlih'] mlih.commands = ['mlih']
def mlib(phenny, input): def mlib(phenny, input):
""".mlib""" """.mlib"""
try: try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisbro.com/random") req = urlopen("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
except HTTPError: except HTTPError:
phenny.say("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.") phenny.say("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
return return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req) doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content() quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote) phenny.say(quote)
mlib.commands = ['mlib'] mlib.commands = ['mlib']
if __name__ == '__main__': if __name__ == '__main__':
print __doc__.strip() print __doc__.strip()