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+#!/usr/bin/python2
+"""
+chillmeter.py - .chill measures chill level of the channel
+author: Casey Link <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
+
+so chill bro.
+"""
+import random, time
+
+
+# chill decay rate per minute
+chill_decay_rate = 5
+
+# words that make the place chill
+chill_words = [
+    "chill",
+    "bro",
+    "fist bump",
+    "fistbump",
+    "natty",
+    "natties",
+    "head nod",
+    "she said",
+    "keystone",
+    "smirnoff",
+    "sandwhich"
+]
+
+# all things chill
+chill_things = [
+    ("natty", "natties"),
+    ("smirnoff ice", "smirnoffs"),
+    ("bong hit", "bong hits"),
+    ("case of keystone", "cases of keystone"),
+    ("fist bump", "fist bumps"),
+    ("head nod", "head nods"),
+    ("bro", "bros")
+]
+
+# keeps a finger on the pulse of the chillness
+def measure(phenny, input):
+    now = time.time()
+    if now - measure.last_tick > 60:
+        measure.last_tick = now
+        measure.chill -= chill_decay_rate
+        measure.chill = max(0, measure.chill)
+
+    if ".chill" in input:
+        return # dont self count
+
+    for w in chill_words:
+        if w in input.lower():
+            measure.chill += 1
+
+measure.rule = r'.*'
+measure.priority = 'low'
+measure.chill = 0
+measure.last_tick = time.time()
+
+def chill(phenny, input):
+    level = measure.chill
+
+    n = random.randint(1,2)
+    items = []
+    for i in range(n):
+        if level == 0:
+            amount = random.randint(5, 10)
+        else:
+            amount = random.randint(1, level)
+        item = random.choice(chill_things)
+        if amount == 1:
+            item = item[0] # singular
+        else:
+            item  = item[1] # plural
+        items.append("%s %s" % (amount, item))
+
+    item_str = ", ".join(items)
+    print level, item_str
+
+    if level == 0:
+        message = "WARNING: CHILL LEVEL IS DANGEROUSLY LOW. RECOMMEND %s" % (item_str.upper())
+    else:
+        message = "chill level is currently: %s" % (item_str)
+
+    phenny.say(message)
+
+
+chill.commands = ['chill']
+chill.priority = 'low'
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+	print __doc__.strip()