diff --git a/modules/mylife.py b/modules/mylife.py
index f89ed30..69f7ef9 100644
--- a/modules/mylife.py
+++ b/modules/mylife.py
@@ -37,44 +37,5 @@ def mlia(phenny, input):
 mlia.commands = ['mlia']
 
 
-def mlib(phenny, input):
-    """.mlib - My life is bro."""
-    try:
-        req = web.get("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
-    except:
-        raise GrumbleError("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
-
-    doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
-    quote = doc.find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
-    phenny.say(quote)
-mlib.commands = ['mlib']
-
-
-def mlig(phenny, input):
-    """.mlig - My life is ginger."""
-    try:
-        req = web.get("http://www.mylifeisginger.org/random")
-    except:
-        raise GrumbleError("Busy eating your soul. Be back soon.")
-
-    doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
-    quote = doc.find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
-    phenny.say(quote)
-mlig.commands = ['mlig']
-
-
-def mlihp(phenny, input):
-    """.mlihp - My life is Harry Potter."""
-    try:
-        req = web.get("http://www.mylifeishp.com/random")
-    except:
-        raise GrumbleError("This service is not available to Muggles.")
-
-    doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
-    quote = doc.find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
-    phenny.say(quote)
-mlihp.commands = ['mlihp']
-
-
 if __name__ == '__main__':
     print(__doc__.strip())
diff --git a/modules/test/test_mylife.py b/modules/test/test_mylife.py
index fe80446..15a3fb8 100644
--- a/modules/test/test_mylife.py
+++ b/modules/test/test_mylife.py
@@ -19,15 +19,3 @@ class TestMylife(unittest.TestCase):
     def test_mlia(self):
         mylife.mlia(self.phenny, None)
         assert self.phenny.say.called is True
-
-    def test_mlib(self):
-        mylife.mlib(self.phenny, None)
-        assert self.phenny.say.called is True
-
-    def test_mlig(self):
-        mylife.mlib(self.phenny, None)
-        assert self.phenny.say.called is True
-
-    def test_mlihp(self):
-        mylife.mlihp(self.phenny, None)
-        assert self.phenny.say.called is True