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Migrate modules using urllib2 to use phenny's web module

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mutantmonkey
2011-09-21 20:43:05 -04:00
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modules/mylife.py
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@@ -8,32 +8,33 @@ author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
import random
from urllib import quote as urlquote
from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
from urllib2 import HTTPError
import web
import lxml.html
def fml(phenny, input):
""".fml"""
try:
req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
req = web.get("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("I tried to use .fml, but it was broken. FML")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
fml.commands = ['fml']
def mlia(phenny, input):
""".mlia - My life is average."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisaverage.com/")
req = web.get("http://mylifeisaverage.com/")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("I tried to use .mlia, but it wasn't loading. MLIA")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('story')[0][0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('story')[0][0].text_content()
quote = quote.strip()
phenny.say(quote)
mlia.commands = ['mlia']
@@ -41,14 +42,14 @@ mlia.commands = ['mlia']
def mliarab(phenny, input):
""".mliarab - My life is Arabic."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisarabic.com/random/")
req = web.get("http://mylifeisarabic.com/random/")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("The site you requested, mylifeisarabic.com, has been banned \
in the UAE. You will be reported to appropriate authorities")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quotes = doc.getroot().find_class('entry')
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quotes = doc.find_class('entry')
quote = random.choice(quotes)[0].text_content()
quote = quote.strip()
phenny.say(quote)
@@ -57,26 +58,26 @@ mliarab.commands = ['mliar', 'mliarab']
def mlib(phenny, input):
""".mlib - My life is bro."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
req = web.get("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlib.commands = ['mlib']
def mlic(phenny, input):
""".mlic - My life is creepy."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeiscreepy.com/random")
req = web.get("http://mylifeiscreepy.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("Error: Have you checked behind you?")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
quote = quote.strip()
phenny.say(quote)
mlic.commands = ['mlic']
@@ -84,65 +85,65 @@ mlic.commands = ['mlic']
def mlid(phenny, input):
""".mlib - My life is Desi."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://www.mylifeisdesi.com/random")
req = web.get("http://www.mylifeisdesi.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("MLID is busy at the hookah lounge, be back soon.")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlid.commands = ['mlid']
def mlig(phenny, input):
""".mlig - My life is ginger."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://www.mylifeisginger.org/random")
req = web.get("http://www.mylifeisginger.org/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("Busy eating your soul. Be back soon.")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlig.commands = ['mlig']
def mlih(phenny, input):
""".mlih - My life is ho."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeisho.com/random")
req = web.get("http://mylifeisho.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("MLIH is giving some dome to some lax bros.")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlih.commands = ['mlih']
def mlihp(phenny, input):
""".mlihp - My life is Harry Potter."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://www.mylifeishp.com/random")
req = web.get("http://www.mylifeishp.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("This service is not available to Muggles.")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlihp.commands = ['mlihp']
def mlit(phenny, input):
""".mlit - My life is Twilight."""
try:
req = urlopen("http://mylifeistwilight.com/random")
req = web.get("http://mylifeistwilight.com/random")
except HTTPError:
phenny.say("Error: Your life is too Twilight. Go outside.")
return
doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
quote = doc.getroot().find_class('fmllink')[0].text_content()
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('fmllink')[0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlit.commands = ['mlit']