#!/usr/bin/python2 """ chillmeter.py - .chill measures chill level of the channel author: Casey Link so chill bro. """ import random, time # chill decay rate per minute chill_decay_rate = 5 # words that make the place chill chill_words = [ "chill", "bro", "fist bump", "fistbump", "natty", "natties", "head nod", "she said", "keystone", "smirnoff", "sandwhich", "lax", "lacrosse", "pinny", "a bowl", "slampiece", "smirnoff", "ices", "iced" ] # words that unchill the place unchill_words = [ "dude", "suck", "desi", "lame", "imageshack", "microsoft", "btreecat", "homework", "project", "test", "exam", "4chan" ] # all things chill chill_things = [ ("natty", "natties"), ("smirnoff ice", "smirnoffs"), ("bong hit", "bong hits"), ("case of keystone", "cases of keystone"), ("fist bump", "fist bumps"), ("head nod", "head nods"), ("bro", "bros"), ("bowl", "bowls") ] # keeps a finger on the pulse of the chillness def measure(phenny, input): chill = measure.channels.get(input.sender, 0) now = time.time() if now - measure.last_tick > 60: measure.last_tick = now chill -= chill_decay_rate chill = max(0, chill) measure.channels[input.sender] = chill if ".chill" in input: return # dont self count for w in chill_words: if w in input.lower(): chill += 1 for w in unchill_words: if w in input.lower(): chill -= 1 measure.channels[input.sender] = chill measure.rule = r'.*' measure.priority = 'low' measure.last_tick = time.time() measure.channels = {} def chill(phenny, input): level = measure.channels.get(input.sender, 0) n = random.randint(1,2) items = [] used = set() for i in range(n): if level == 0: amount = random.randint(5, 10) else: amount = random.randint(1, level) item = random.choice(chill_things) while item in used: item = random.choice(chill_things) used.add(item) if amount == 1: item = item[0] # singular else: item = item[1] # plural items.append("%s %s" % (amount, item)) item_str = ", ".join(items) print level, item_str if level == 0: message = "WARNING: CHILL LEVEL IS DANGEROUSLY LOW. RECOMMEND %s" % (item_str.upper()) else: message = "chill level is currently: %s" % (item_str) phenny.say(message) chill.commands = ['chill'] chill.priority = 'low' if __name__ == '__main__': print __doc__.strip()