#!/usr/bin/python2 """ fml.py - fuck my life retrieval author: Ramblurr """ import random from urllib import quote as urlquote from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError import lxml.html def fml(phenny, input): """.fml""" try: req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random") except HTTPError: phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.") return doc = lxml.html.parse(req) quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content() phenny.say(quote) fml.commands = ['fml'] if __name__ == '__main__': print __doc__.strip()