phenny/modules/mylife.py

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Python

#!/usr/bin/python3
"""
mylife.py - various commentary on life
author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
"""
from tools import GrumbleError
import web
import lxml.html
def fml(phenny, input):
""".fml"""
try:
req = web.get("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
except:
raise GrumbleError("I tried to use .fml, but it was broken. FML")
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
fml.commands = ['fml']
def mlia(phenny, input):
""".mlia - My life is average."""
try:
req = web.get("http://mylifeisaverage.com/")
except:
raise GrumbleError("I tried to use .mlia, but it wasn't loading. MLIA")
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('story')[0][0].text_content()
quote = quote.strip()
phenny.say(quote)
mlia.commands = ['mlia']
def mlib(phenny, input):
""".mlib - My life is bro."""
try:
req = web.get("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
except:
raise GrumbleError("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlib.commands = ['mlib']
def mlig(phenny, input):
""".mlig - My life is ginger."""
try:
req = web.get("http://www.mylifeisginger.org/random")
except:
raise GrumbleError("Busy eating your soul. Be back soon.")
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlig.commands = ['mlig']
def mlih(phenny, input):
""".mlih - My life is ho."""
try:
req = web.get("http://mylifeisho.com/random")
except:
raise GrumbleError("MLIH is giving some dome to some lax bros.")
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlih.commands = ['mlih']
def mlihp(phenny, input):
""".mlihp - My life is Harry Potter."""
try:
req = web.get("http://www.mylifeishp.com/random")
except:
raise GrumbleError("This service is not available to Muggles.")
doc = lxml.html.fromstring(req)
quote = doc.find_class('oldlink')[0].text_content()
phenny.say(quote)
mlihp.commands = ['mlihp']
if __name__ == '__main__':
print(__doc__.strip())