32 lines
678 B
Python
Executable File
32 lines
678 B
Python
Executable File
#!/usr/bin/python2
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"""
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mlib.py - my life is bro retrieval
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author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
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author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
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"""
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import random
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from urllib import quote as urlquote
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from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
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import lxml.html
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def mlib(phenny, input):
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""".mlib"""
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try:
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req = urlopen("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
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except HTTPError:
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phenny.say("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
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return
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doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
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quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
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phenny.say(quote)
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mlib.commands = ['mlib']
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if __name__ == '__main__':
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print __doc__.strip()
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