add mlia and mlih, merge fml and mlib into mylife.py

modules/fml.py

@@ -1,30 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/python2
-"""
-fml.py - fuck my life retrieval
-author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
-"""
-
-import random
-
-from urllib import quote as urlquote
-from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
-import lxml.html
-
-def fml(phenny, input):
-   """.fml"""
-   try:
-      req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
-   except HTTPError:
-      phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
-      return
-
-   doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
-
-   quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
-
-   phenny.say(quote)
-fml.commands = ['fml']
-
-if __name__ == '__main__':
-   print __doc__.strip()
-

modules/mlib.py

@@ -1,31 +0,0 @@
-#!/usr/bin/python2
-"""
-mlib.py - my life is bro retrieval
-author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
-author: mutantmonkey <mutantmonkey@mutantmonkey.in>
-"""
-
-import random
-
-from urllib import quote as urlquote
-from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
-import lxml.html
-
-def mlib(phenny, input):
-   """.mlib"""
-   try:
-      req = urlopen("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
-   except HTTPError:
-      phenny.say("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
-      return
-
-   doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
-
-   quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
-
-   phenny.say(quote)
-mlib.commands = ['mlib']
-
-if __name__ == '__main__':
-   print __doc__.strip()
-

modules/mylife.py

@@ -0,0 +1,68 @@
+#!/usr/bin/python2
+"""
+mylife.py - various commentary on life
+author: Ramblurr <unnamedrambler@gmail.com>
+"""
+
+import random
+
+from urllib import quote as urlquote
+from urllib2 import urlopen, HTTPError
+import lxml.html
+
+def fml(phenny, input):
+   """.fml"""
+   try:
+      req = urlopen("http://www.fmylife.com/random")
+   except HTTPError:
+      phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
+      return
+
+   doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
+   quote = doc.getroot().find_class('article')[0][0].text_content()
+   phenny.say(quote)
+fml.commands = ['fml']
+
+def mlia(phenny, input):
+   """.mlia"""
+   try:
+       req = urlopen("http://mylifeisaverage.com/")
+   except HTTPError:
+      phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
+      return
+
+   doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
+   quote = doc.getroot().find_class('story')[0][0].text_content()
+   quote = quote.strip()
+   phenny.say(quote)
+mlia.commands = ['mlia']
+
+def mlih(phenny, input):
+   """.mlih"""
+   try:
+      req = urlopen("http://mylifeisho.com/random")
+   except HTTPError:
+      phenny.say("THE INTERNET IS FUCKING BROKEN. Please try again later.")
+      return
+
+   doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
+   quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
+   phenny.say(quote)
+mlih.commands = ['mlih']
+
+def mlib(phenny, input):
+   """.mlib"""
+   try:
+      req = urlopen("http://mylifeisbro.com/random")
+   except HTTPError:
+      phenny.say("MLIB is out getting a case of Natty. It's chill.")
+      return
+
+   doc = lxml.html.parse(req)
+   quote = doc.getroot().find_class('storycontent')[0][0].text_content()
+   phenny.say(quote)
+mlih.commands = ['mlih']
+
+if __name__ == '__main__':
+   print __doc__.strip()
+